I walked into the bathroom. Nothing unusual.
Half sat, half hovered over the toilet seat. Nothing unusual.
Began peeing... and then... I saw something on the floor... small, brown, furry and many legged. Highly unusual.
Now... what to do...
I looked at it.
A wiser person would have just finished peeing and put their pants back on and THEN looked.
But I looked. This thing was WELL HUNG. It had fangs almost as big as it's legs. It wasn't just sitting there either... it was crawling straight for me!
Sure I wanted to scream... but I was at work.
Sure I wanted to just stand up and pee all over myself and run out of the bathroom and down the hall with my pants around my ankles... but I was at work.
There's a breaking point... after the OMGOMGOMGOMFG THAT'S SO !!!! ... the panic just sorta levels out and I do what
I have to do! So I finished peeing! I put my pants on! I EVEN WASHED MY HANDS ALL WHILE STARING AT THE THING! And I didn't totally flip out! Otherwise I'd be known as spider girl for the rest of my career here.